Sunday, February 25, 2007

The Difference Between Men & Women

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he wants. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't want.

The average man has four items in his bathroom--a toothbrush, an electric razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. The average man is able to identify four of those items!

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

If Emma, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Emma, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle. But if Mike, Phil, Rob, and Jack go out for lunch, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut Head and Useless.

Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

And just to make sure that I offend both genders...
Guys, do you know the difference between women and terrorists? Terrorists negotiate.
Ladies, do you know the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature.

via evotional

2 comments:

CampHillGirl said...

I thought these were so funny I had Dave read them.

Leslie said...

So hilarious and so true!
Stopping in from the Ultimate Blog Party!
Nice to meet you!